People are always saying this to me about the cleanliness of their homes: “I don’t mind when things are messy, I mind when they’re dirty.” The consensus appears to be that clutter is okay, but soap scum is not. This makes me nervous, because I hate clutter, but I also hate cleaning my shower. I, in fact, do not ever clean my shower, which means I have a tidy, dirty home, and that’s apparently the wrong team.