I am a really terrible team player, and also a really poor sport. So I was never that into organized athletics. I have no idea how good at sports I am – not very, probably, but who can say? I’ve never been tested, and since I’m female, there are sports I’m not even allowed to play. This has the unexpected benefit of giving me a totally deluded sense of my own athletic ability: I can watch a football game and honestly think, I could definitely do that.