This is the kind of conversation I have in my head. I’ll be cleaning out my closet, and I’ll think, “You should probably get rid of that dress.” And then I’ll think, “I agree.” Here’s my question: Who the hell am I agreeing with? Do other people do this? Sometimes I catch myself having conversations like, “I don’t think it’s the soap that’s the problem.” “I don’t either, to be honest.” That is DEMENTED. Like, I don't "either?" I don't REALLY think I'm an insane person, but I clearly seem to have two different viewpoints all the time. Or, rather, the same viewpoint from two sources. That's actually crazier. Damn.