This is the Aesop’s fable about the expression “sour grapes”: A fox walked by and saw some juicy grapes hanging from a tree. He tried to jump up and snatch them, but he couldn’t reach. So he walked away and said, “They were probably sour anyway.” My dream in life is to ask someone for grapes, be told there are none, and respond, “They were probably sour anyway.” This morning, I saw water roll off a duck’s back. It rolled RIGHT OFF. I love that. I once saw someone throw a paper airplane and hit someone else in the eye, and I was like, "Oh, my god, you almost put his eye out!"